During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director how do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.
"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty
the bathtub."
"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use thebucket because it’s bigger than the spoon or the teacup."
"No." said the Director,
"A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"
Toughest test
"I've just had the most awful time," said a boy to his friends. "First I got angina pectoris, then arteriosclerosis. Just as I was recovering, I got psoriasis.
They gave me hypodermics, and to top it all, tonsillitis was followed by appendectomy. "
"Wow! How did you pull through?" sympathized his friends.
"I don't know," the boy replied. "Toughest spelling test I ever had."
Exam Best Question ?
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Spell word "COW" in 13
Letters ?
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tOppeRs cOuLd nOt aNs
bUt
lasT bencH Boys wrOte..
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>SEE O DOUBLE YOU<
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thiNk diffeRenT ...:D
World’s smallest resignation letter?
Respected sir,
I love Ur wife.
Thank you
School Question
Mother: "Why are you home from school so early?"
Son: "I was the only one who could answer a question."
Mother: "Oh, really? What was the question?"
Son: "Who threw the eraser at the principal?"
IRISH 'Q' Paper.....
This is a sample Iris Question Paper, From the Ministry of Education, Ireland.
Before you rush to the answer sheet, try to crack some knuckle to find our the answer.
The Time allowed is 1 minute. (You can take more time if you promise to not tell anyone!)
The Question Sheet
The Answers are given below.
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Go back and try to think some more to find out the answers!!!
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Finally, Here is the Answer Sheet.
By Arun Siva.
LADY'S SPECIAL
A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day. The Russian said, "We were the first in space!"
The American said, "We were the first on the moon!"
The Blonde said, "So what, we're going to be the first on the sun!"
The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads. "You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!" said the Russian.
To which the Blonde replied, "We're not stupid, you know. we're going at night!"
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